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I’m a bitch? You’re a bitch. Your mom’s a bitch for having a bitch, your dad’s a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who’s the bitch, bitch?

"I wanna fuck you so bad right now." "What..?" "Oh, damn autocorrect, I meant HEY."

People with STD’s should glow in the dark or some shit.

I say no when Dora asks for my help. THUG LIFE.

Dad: “Why are your eyes red?” Me: “I smoke weed.” Dad: “Don’t lie to me, you were crying because you have no friends huh?.”

I hate when girls say “I’m single but my heart is taken” bitch, that n*gga don’t love you. move on !!!

Always keep your head up, cause if it’s down you won’t be able to see the blessings that have been placed in your life.